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Joined: 01 Dec 2009 22:17
Posts: 2493
Location: Gosport
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1. Do not suggest amdins are useless
2. Do not question the politically correctness of Norfys links
3. Do not suggest Pompeyv is handsome
4. Do not imply Royal Blue is nothing more than a kids party specialist (important one that..coont  )
5. Do ask GAZZAVFE for PC advice and do ask "how is work these days?"
6. Do not fight Stumpy
7. Do question Foreverpompeys sexual persuasion
8. Do suggest The Yak leaves his suit in the closet (with FP’s sexuality..see above)
9. Do not quibble with Big Steve over ticket prices
10. Do tell Frattonender how much you enjoy the Premiership and that Arsenal is your second team.
11. Do not ask Poopypants for technical help
12. Do engage in conversation with AlbanBlue about the esteemed and treasured media of this country.
13. Do not try to talk football with the girls on here.
14. Do not give Yorkie bars to KCB, Ping, Pompeys_Angel or Oona.
15. Do not listen to jokes from Rubens
16. Do not go drinking with Bolton Blue 
17. Do not mention the war to Guderian
18. Do challenge OneBlueLeg to an arse kicking competition.
19. Do not try to revive BmthBlue..it’s too late for him now.
20. Do not disrespect ‘The Reservation’ when Parkman is on the board.
21. Do buy therealblues beer on the rare occasions he makes it to a game. 
22. Do not talk, breath, live, think ANYTHING scum…Bluebazooka is the intelligence officer. He will know and you will regret it. 
23. Do continually take the piss out of scum and scummers.
24. Do not admit you were born in scum. BayernBlue had to leave the country after he did.
25. Do leave Star out of these lists just to ignore him.
26. Do have fun and give as good as you get.
25. Do offer to buy all current members a beer in the Toolshed
28. Don't discuss diet in front of V
29. Dont think everyones a copper [Unless they're over 5ft tall]
30. Do not accept horse racing tips from Linvoys Dreadlocks
31..Don't ask Roy for directions
32. Do remember the PTID greeting........OI OI!!
33. Do remember the PTID chat up line to all females........"Hello, do you take it up the Egg?"
34..Do NOT ask Bmthblue when the next shant is
35. Do not mention sex with Moose's to andyb
36. Do mention KCB's boobs. She loves that in men.
38..Do not accuse Admins of anything
Live by these rules and you will be most welcome. 
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If it moves - Shag it ! If it don't move - Eat it !
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